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Tuesday Dec 02, 2025
Tuesday Dec 02, 2025
Welcome to the Thanksgiving edition of The Robert and Kalen Get Rich Show! In episode 76, Robert and Kalyn dive into a wild mix of topics: from banana etiquette and million-dollar Bob Ross paintings to whether you should invest in Madison Square Garden Sports. They also discuss the absurdity of a $1 million Bat Mitzvah and the questionable practice of naming a stadium after Donald Trump. Plus, hear the hilarious tale of Kalyn constantly being mistaken for NFL legend Earl Campbell thanks to phone number mix-ups. Expect some rants, a bit of nostalgia, and even a pitch for new stock investments. Don't miss Robert's absurdly accurate Morgan Freeman impression and Kalen's heated grocery store encounter. Subscribe, and enjoy the ride!00:00 Welcome to the Get Rich Show00:32 Episode Overview and Topics01:34 Bob Ross Paintings and Auctions03:32 Extravagant Events and Celebrations08:19 Banana Etiquette and Grocery Store Etiquette15:21 Job Interviews and Employment Challenges18:03 Luxury Travel and First-Class Flights26:55 National Parks and Stadium Naming29:51 Fraud Convictions and Legal Battles30:56 Fraud and Legal Defense32:04 Gender Disparities in Fraud Convictions32:43 Corporate Optimism vs. Fraud34:17 Customer Service Frustrations35:52 Investing in Sports Teams45:50 Minor League Hockey Anecdotes49:29 Earl Campbell's Phone Number51:43 Famous Figures and Investments58:04 Podcast Wrap-Up and Call to Action

Saturday Nov 22, 2025
Saturday Nov 22, 2025
Join Robert and Kalyn in the 75th episode of the Robert and Kalyn Get Rich podcast as they dive into an eclectic mix of topics ranging from endorsing Justin Strickland for Congress to exploring the world of silver billets and futures contracts. Broadcasting from Cleveland and Houston, the hosts provide a humorous and candid take on issues like the nutritional value of cauliflower, meditation camps, and political platforms. Expect an informative yet entertaining wild ride as they navigate through the complex world of investments and share personal anecdotes about beauty routines, community life, and the ethical considerations of public assistance. Don't miss their definitive guide to futures contracts, a rant about misplaced blame on Ramit Sethi, and a passionate defense of their endorsement for a candidate with some rather unique policies. Stick around for laughs, sarcasm, and some unexpected life lessons.00:00 Welcome to the Robert and Kalen Get Rich Podcast00:48 Today's Topics Overview02:13 Casual Banter and Personal Anecdotes06:22 Deep Dive into Communal Living08:35 Ramit Sethi and the Concept of a Rich Life11:02 Church Finances and Security Measures14:47 Educational Reflections and Quicksand22:01 Endorsement of Justin Strickland for Congress27:53 Big Fish in a Small Pond28:09 Local Politics and Elderly Voters28:24 Endorsing Justin Strickland30:30 Salon Struggles and Existential Crisis31:08 Meditation Camp for Andrea33:08 Kaylin's Unusual Diet37:04 Understanding Derivatives and Futures47:34 Portfolio Performance and Market Insights52:29 Endorsement and Call to Action

Friday Nov 14, 2025
Friday Nov 14, 2025
Welcome to episode 74 of the Robert and Kalyn Get Rich Podcast! In this wild ride of a discussion, Robert and Kalyn wake up just in time to demystify topics that range from Greek Gods and real estate in Houston to modern-day alchemy and why you should never steal an ambulance (unless it's a zombie apocalypse!). Find out if they think Open Door Technologies is the next big investment and why the International Space Station has a date with Point Nemo. You'll also get the lowdown on slang and the secrets behind phrases like 'the whole nine yards.' Trust us, you'll want to stick around and maybe laugh a lot. Don't forget to like, subscribe, and add a ruler emoji to show you're really listening! Remember, this is not financial advice!
00:00 Welcome to the Robert and Kalyn Get Rich Podcast00:43 Today's Topics Overview01:58 The Ambulance Heist Story05:47 Real Estate in Houston07:54 College Life and Crazy Competitions19:16 Modern Slang and Generational Differences22:01 The Whole Nine Yards and Military Talk25:46 Space Force and Satellite Organization26:38 Point Nemo: The Space Debris Graveyard27:49 Geo Rutherford and Spooky Lake Month30:43 Investing in Metals and Nuclear Fusion33:35 The Mythology of Gods and Goddesses38:50 Stock Market Strategies and Portfolio Management44:34 Understanding Short Selling48:33 Podcast Wrap-Up and Listener Engagement

Saturday Nov 08, 2025
Saturday Nov 08, 2025
In Episode 73 of the Robert and Kalyn Get Rich podcast, the hosts hilariously navigate through a myriad of eclectic topics such as orcas eating moose, the new Trump coin, Mr. T and the A-Team, and Australian time zones. They even touch on serious matters like FAFSAs and investing in Denison Mines. This week's episode, dubbed 'The Miracle Podcast,' offers a unique blend of humor and insights as the duo battles through their chaotic lives and workloads to bring another entertaining episode. Tune in for laughs, unexpected facts, and some investment know-how, all wrapped in one energetic podcast!
00:00 Introduction and Episode Overview01:12 Podcast Topics Teaser02:16 Random Banter and Technical Issues05:12 Orca vs. Moose Discussion07:23 Nostalgia and TV Shows12:00 Melania Trump and AI Summit18:51 Trump's Legal Troubles and Random Facts21:56 Random Facts and Harvard Business School23:35 Filling Out the FAFSA Form24:35 Australian Time Zones and Daylight Savings27:32 Lip Injections and AI30:26 College Decisions and Family Dynamics32:56 Investment Portfolio Updates41:09 Podcast Conclusion and Call to Action

Friday Oct 17, 2025
Friday Oct 17, 2025
💸 Investing in Things You Don’t Understand… Can It Make You Rich? Or Just Make You Laugh?!
Join Robert & Kalyn in this hilarious episode of our comedy podcast as they dive into the world of crazy investments, confusing stocks, and money mistakes you shouldn’t try at home! 😂
🎙️ What to Expect in EP-72:
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the 72nd episode of the Robert and Kalyn Get Rich Show! Recorded on a groggy Saturday afternoon, this episode kicks off with Robert and Kalyn recovering from a night of wild partying to bring you some hilariously chaotic content. Prepare for impressions of Ken Coleman, a dive into inexplicable interview experiences, and musings on why certain corporate guys think they're all that. Venture into the intriguing realms of fiber optics, telecom company tickers, and baffling presidential postings. But hold your horses, this isn't financial advice, it's a comedy rollercoaster! Expect a blend of unfiltered commentary, awkward interviews, and unexpected deep dives into the likes of Oklahoma City bombing documentaries and AI call center fails. Rate, subscribe, and share, but remember not to take any of this as investment advice. Enjoy the ride!
00:00 Welcome to the Robert and Kalen Get Rich Show00:19 Episode Highlights and Topics01:43 Chatbot Frustrations02:41 Interview Disasters06:50 Corporate Arrogance08:01 Oklahoma City Bombing Discussion09:12 Presidential Posts and AI10:35 Racist Imagery Debate15:20 Ken Coleman Impressions19:27 Portfolio Woes23:19 Market Downturn Analysis23:57 Portfolio Performance Review24:06 Gold and Other Investments24:52 Tariff Impacts on Stocks25:37 Wayfair and Other Stock Picks26:19 Gig Stories and Energy Levels27:49 Catfishing and Financial Scams28:48 Array Digital Infrastructure30:27 Fiber Optics and Internet Infrastructure37:46 Ethereum and Cryptocurrency44:45 Concluding Thoughts and Advice
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Friday Oct 10, 2025
Friday Oct 10, 2025
Welcome to Episode 71 of 'The Robert and Kalyn Get Rich Show!' On this October 6th, 2025 edition, your hosts Robert and Kalyn Kimmel tackle a whirlwind of wild topics. From Trump's rants about soft generals, Carlos Estevez's sleep clinic on Twitch, and whether black people should work at gas stations, to the burning question of which drawer knobs go best with black appliances, this episode has it all. Plus, dive into their sassy take on stable coins and the hilarious yet insightful review of the 'Get Rich' portfolio. Stick around to hear Kalyn's life-changing decision to start her own sleep channel on Twitch. Don't forget to subscribe, like, and rate us five stars!
00:00 Welcome to the Robert and Kalyn Get Rich Show00:28 Episode Highlights and Topics01:35 Kitchen Renovation and Home Improvement03:38 Podcast Clips and Comedy Reflections04:24 Discussing Popular Podcasts and Categories06:34 Twitch Streaming and Online Personalities12:52 Charlie Sheen and Celebrity Gossip22:19 Gas Station Reviews and Anecdotes29:48 Unexpected Visitor at Closing Time31:06 Childhood Memories and Racial Awareness32:54 Boredom and Creativity in Milwaukee34:55 Family Road Trips and North Dakota38:49 Minnesota's Outdoor Culture42:18 Portfolio Review and Stock Market Talk45:31 Trump's Speech to the Generals58:28 Concluding Remarks and Podcast Sign-Off
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Monday Oct 06, 2025
Monday Oct 06, 2025
Welcome to episode 70 of the Robert and Kalyn Get Rich podcast!
In this episode, the dynamic sibling duo, Robert and Kalyn Kimmel, dive into an eclectic mix of topics—from investment advice (with a dollop of humor) to the peculiar names of college football players. They also discuss poignant personal anecdotes, the frustration of modern technology, and shed light on Kalyn's hilariously miserable job hunt experience. Stay tuned for investment tips that may or may not make you rich, tales that will make you laugh out loud, and a friendly sibling rivalry that drives the show. Don't forget to like, subscribe, and share with your friends!
00:00 Welcome to the Robert and Kailyn Get Rich Podcast00:47 Episode Teasers and Highlights02:52 Netflix Binge and Job Interview Woes09:58 Tech Frustrations and Updates17:31 Garage Sale Chronicles21:25 Financial Missteps and Advice27:31 College Football Names and Fun30:02 Imagining the Douchebag Dad30:31 Funny Names and Frat Boys32:18 Dad's Viral Video Obsession32:57 Trump and Epstein Statue Prank33:34 Sunday Morning NASCAR Ritual34:22 Stock Market Struggles and Wins37:09 Mike Tyson's Surprising Wisdom38:15 Investment Portfolio Analysis44:56 Alliance Bernstein Deep Dive56:35 Closing Remarks and Call to Action
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Saturday Sep 20, 2025
Saturday Sep 20, 2025
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Join us every week as we dive deep into comic conversations about personal finances and other nonsense. Our hosts, Robert and Kalyn, bring you fun, insight and occasionally interviews with experts, thought leaders, and inspiring individuals who share their stories, experiences, and knowledge.
In this hilarious and chaotic episode of the Robert and Kalyn Get Rich Show, Robert and Kalyn dive into Costco membership woes, questionable interview professionalism, and a rollercoaster ride with Fannie Mae stocks. Join them for random tangents, including celebrity gossip about Charlie Sheen and Emilio Estevez, Spirit Airlines' epic fails, and an in-depth discussion on Lego sets. It's a wild mix of financial speculation, snarky sibling banter, and unexpected laughs. Don't forget to hit that like and subscribe button!
00:00 Welcome to the Robert and Kalyn Get Rich Show00:50 Episode 69: Topics Overview02:46 Costco Membership Woes10:39 Fashion and Personal Style16:53 Job Interview Frustrations26:13 Alternative Lifestyles and Taxes30:24 Imagining Different Accountants30:50 Ginger and Mixed Heritage Babies32:20 Mariachi Band Surprise36:14 Lego Commercials and Pricing40:34 Portfolio Updates and Investments52:03 Spirit Airlines Bankruptcy58:01 Closing Remarks and Disclaimers
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Friday Sep 12, 2025
Friday Sep 12, 2025
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Weird Behaviors, Potent Investments | Robert and Kalyn GET RICH | Comedy Personal Finance Podcast
Join us every week as we dive deep into comic conversations about personal finances and other nonsense. Our hosts, Robert and Kalyn, bring you fun, insight and occassionally interviews with experts, thought leaders, and inspiring individuals who share their stories, experiences, and knowledge.
In Episode 68 of the 'Robert and Kalyn Get Rich Show,' recorded on Saturday, September 6th, 2025, our hosts Robert and Kalyn dive into a diverse array of topics. Expect hilarious banter about memory lapses, the impact of tariffs on investing, Trump's renaming of the Department of Defense, and the unexpected rise in their investment portfolio. They also discuss the social acceptance of various behaviors, some amusing interview mishaps, and practical tips for managing your daily tasks. This podcast episode blends financial insights with comedy, making it a must-listen for those who enjoy learning while having a good laugh. Reminder: This is not financial or investment advice!
00:00 Podcast Introduction and Banter00:34 Episode Topics Overview02:18 Forgetting Tasks and Daily Life Anecdotes04:14 Outdoor Pets and Strange Assumptions05:45 Sexual Deviances and Social Norms17:06 Interview Mishaps and Embarrassing Moments19:43 Business Expenses and Tax Write-Offs20:47 Education and Career Advice27:27 Deportation and Geography Trivia30:58 Discussing Mozambique and Crime Rates31:22 Defining 'What' and Its Usage32:15 Comparing Homicide Rates in Various Cities35:29 Trump's Executive Orders and Military Comments44:23 Stock Market and Investment Strategies54:49 Humorous Anecdotes and Closing Remarks
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Friday Sep 05, 2025
Friday Sep 05, 2025
🎙️ Welcome to Robert and Kalyn GET RICH! 🎙️Labor Day Special - Best Of!
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00:00 Intro00:21 Ep 51 – Coast Guard Academy keeps it tight03:22 Ep 62 – Isaac Newton is insufferable07:26 Ep 18 – The hottest politicians10:27 Ep 63 – Jerome Powell, sex machine15:31 Ep 42 – Electricity lesson22:19 Ep 12 – Drug shortages and generic missiles24:34 Ep 45 – The Australians are not good at naming states
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