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Bringing Sexy Back - Walmart! | the Robert and Kalyn GET RICH Podcast | EP-98

In Episode 98 of the Robert and Kalyn Get Rich Show (June 20), Robert and Kalyn—who repeatedly stress they don’t give financial advice—bounce from Kalyn’s midday soccer-beer buzz and a Sweden vs. Netherlands game to family chatter about sleep habits, snoring, and their mom’s horrified reaction to Chiara’s new tattoo. They joke about long-distance calling, Uncle Ed’s spinal surgery and weight loss, and riff on Kevin Warsh replacing Jerome Powell as Fed chair after promising Trump lower rates, only for the Fed to keep rates unchanged. Kalyn recaps the docuseries “Big Girls Wanted,” including the show’s extreme preferences and nicknames like “Pork Chop” and “Piggy,” plus mention of assault allegations. The stock segment reviews Walmart’s earnings slides, growth and margins, but they ultimately pass on buying WMT, complaining about non-GAAP spin, store vibes, and comparing Walmart and Target.00:00 Show Intro And Disclaimers01:53 Soccer Bar And Day Drinking03:45 Andrea Calls And Love Languages05:34 Long Distance Sleep Talk07:54 Mom Reacts To Tattoo10:24 Auntie Chaos And Uncle Ed11:48 Spinal Surgery And Drinking12:54 Kevin Warsh Fed Gossip15:56 Billion Dollar Buildings Debate17:52 Elon Musk And Charity Rant20:09 Trump Accounts And Baby Money24:21 Libertarian Philosophy Explained25:00 Spotify Followers Roast26:08 Big Girls Wanted Docuseries29:25 Warsh Wife And Billionaire Ties30:32 Integrity Confession30:51 Walmart Stock Pick32:53 Guidance And Growth34:43 Margins Expenses EPS37:28 Cash Flow And Slides39:17 US Segment Breakdown41:14 International And Sam's Club48:42 Valuation Buy Or Pass50:20 Portfolio Update Regrets52:00 Retail Ethics Target Rant55:05 Wrap Up And Disclaimer

Is it All a Bubble? NVIDIA | The Robert and Kalyn GET RICH comedy podcast | Ep-96

In episode 96 of the Robert and Kalen Get Rich Show (June 9), Robert and Kalyn banter from Cleveland and Houston while reiterating they don’t provide financial advice. They riff on power laws in sports and drafting, AI’s impact on entry-level work, and tool preferences like ChatGPT vs Claude, plus a betting market site and viral Hunter Biden jokes. Robert revisits SpaceX’s potential IPO, sharing Schwab allocation rules, skepticism about bubble pricing, and fear of a broader market drop, including the S-1’s heavy use of pictures and a claimed $40T addressable market. They detour into a “female delusion calculator” about dating standards and height statistics. The episode then shifts to NVIDIA, mocking its slide decks, chip codenames (Blackwell, Rubin, Feynman), and investor confusion, briefly checking valuation, recent performance, and speculating how a SpaceX IPO could pressure mega-cap stocks. They close with jokes about “balls of steel,” portfolios, and SPY gains.00:00 Show Intro And Disclaimers01:59 Sports Power Law Talk03:42 AI Interns And Tools06:28 Kalshi And Hunter Biden08:15 SpaceX IPO Hype Check11:45 Market Bubble Fears14:15 SpaceX TAM And Pictures16:34 Phones Listening Siri Rant20:14 Sam Altman Name Confusion21:45 Female Delusion Calculator29:19 Height Extremes And Gigantism34:18 NVIDIA Stock Of The Week38:52 Graph Goes Up Comedy39:34 Data Center CapEx Explosion42:04 Pretty Pictures Not Proof43:07 AI Scaling Buzzwords43:56 Robots Factories and Full Stack45:14 Chip Names and Sandwiches47:25 MLPerf Wins and Investor Confusion49:46 OpenAI Partnership and Gigawatts51:25 Bobblehead Management Slide53:46 Useful AI and Agent Harness56:26 Love List and AI Factory Revenue58:31 Stock Check Valuation and SpaceX Impact01:06:51 Wrap Up Disclaimer and Signoff
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Controversies! Reese's and SpaceX | Robert and Kalyn GET RICH! | Ep-95

🚀 Welcome back to Robert and Kalyn GET RICH! | Episode 95
In this episode, Robert and Kalyn dive into everything from the Reese's Peanut Butter controversy and breakfast culture to a deep analysis of SpaceX’s potential IPO, Starlink, AI, investing, market manipulation concerns, and the future of space-based technologies.
Is SpaceX the investment opportunity of a lifetime, or are investors overlooking major risks? We break down the numbers, discuss valuation concerns, explore SpaceX's mission, and analyze what an IPO could mean for everyday investors.
🔥 Topics Covered:✅ Reese's Peanut Butter Controversy✅ Breakfast & Cereal Culture✅ College ROI Rankings✅ Gift Giving Successes & Disasters✅ SpaceX IPO Analysis✅ Starlink Satellite Network✅ AI & Computing Power✅ SpaceX Financials & Valuation✅ Market Manipulation Concerns✅ S&P 500 Rule Changes✅ Space Data Centers✅ Grok AI Integration✅ Asteroid Mining Possibilities✅ Investment Strategies & Portfolio Reviews
⏰ Timestamps:00:00 Show Introduction02:50 Sandwich Philosophy04:44 Reese's Peanut Butter Controversy11:20 Cereal and Breakfast Culture13:06 College ROI Rankings17:14 Perfect Gift for Men19:58 Gift Giving Disasters23:57 SpaceX IPO Filing Review26:22 SpaceX Launch Statistics27:17 Starlink Satellite Network28:57 AI and Computing Power30:57 SpaceX Mission Statement34:26 SpaceX IPO Overview35:02 Valuation Concerns36:07 Operational Losses Revealed37:03 Price to Earnings Problem38:34 IPO Underwriting Process39:49 Index Fund Impact40:54 S&P Rule Changes42:17 Market Manipulation Concerns43:24 Retirement Account Exposure44:39 IPO Timing Debate45:56 S&P Requirements Waived47:08 SEC Filing Pictures49:01 Space Data Centers50:21 Grok AI Integration51:11 Species Level Redundancy54:18 Future Markets Analysis56:19 Asteroid Mining Plans57:38 Investment Decision Time58:58 Two Week Strategy59:52 Exit Strategy Theory01:00:31 Investor Returns Calculation01:01:24 Portfolio Check In01:02:47 Past Portfolio Review01:04:11 Final Thoughts
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Fighting Inflation: Our COSTCO Episode | Robert and Kalyn Get Rich comedy podcast | Ep-94

In a rare Friday Episode 94 (May 29), Robert and Kalyn return from a month-long hiatus, riffing on why they haven’t recorded, Kalyn’s chaotic podcast with 11-year-old guest Beckett Whitmore, and kids’ obsession with Handyman Hal. They touch on the Iron Shark rollercoaster rescue story, then spiral into extravagant wedding dresses—from My Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding to Serena Williams’ $3.5M dress and Angela Baby’s alleged $31M dress—while debating what level of wealth makes that feel reasonable. The main event is an “investor presentation” on Costco: membership stats, renewal rates, app features like mobile cake ordering, store expansion, and confusing finance terms like LIFO, followed by sticker shock at Costco’s high P/E. They ultimately buy about 1.05 shares of Costco and tease a future SpaceX IPO discussion, plus jokes about gas lines, car maintenance, and questionable slide decks.00:00 Show Intro and Teasers01:42 Hiatus Banter and Setup02:03 Adam House and Kid Guest04:05 Handyman Hal Craze07:32 Iron Shark Rollercoaster08:07 Wedding Dress Price Shock15:36 Costco Love Returns17:53 Protein Trends and Bulk Meat21:50 SpaceX IPO Tease24:17 Costco Investor Slides Roast26:49 Costco Gas Lines and Valet Idea29:23 Maserati Maintenance Sticker Shock32:31 Back to Costco Growth Numbers33:28 Comparable Sales Breakdown34:13 Costco Gold Craze35:26 Roasting The Slide Deck40:12 Membership Growth Engine42:02 LIFO And Basis Points47:27 Earnings Pop And Categories50:06 Tech And Warehouse Expansion52:43 Valuation And Stock Chart59:00 Buying One Share01:03:00 Wrap Up And Disclaimers

Bad Money After the Good (General Mills) | Robert and Kalyn GET RICH Comedy Podcast | Ep-93

In Episode 93 of the Robert and Kalyn Get Rich Show (April 22), Robert and Kalyn riff on a window washer complimenting Robert’s cologne, dogs’ gross habits, and the odd marketplace for used personal items, then debate how much people should spend on expensive dogs and vet bills. Robert argues businesses often waste resources chasing “bad money after good,” using his nail-and-wax salon’s failing massage service and their overflowing email/storage habits as examples. They discuss a headline about the Trump administration considering a $500M loan to Spirit Airlines and note JetBlue’s blocked attempt to buy it. Kalyn shares a story claiming General Mills’ ventures extended beyond cereal into spy balloons, submersibles, black boxes, and a Navy cover story tied to the Titanic. They review General Mills’ investor presentation, decide it’s a “pass” stock pick, check their quirky portfolio, and revisit a Melania/Epstein-related theory involving her friend Amanda Ngaro.00:00 Show Intro and Disclaimers00:44 This Week’s Wild Topics01:44 Window Washer Compliment Story03:17 Dogs and Dirty Laundry04:30 Weird Online Fetish Economy08:11 Vet Bills and Pet Priorities10:27 Expensive Dogs and Inflation Rants13:46 Salon Business Bad Money17:28 Clutter and Email Hoarding20:36 Spirit Airlines Bailout News24:48 General Mills Secret History28:18 Mocking the Investor Deck32:12 Protein Trend Talk32:49 Pet Birthday Madness33:59 Soft Categories And Coupons35:09 Cost Cuts And Millions35:55 Financials And Buzzwords36:44 AI Innovation And New Products39:08 North America Retail Metrics40:13 Price Cliffs And Elasticity42:13 New Launches And Protein Cereal43:55 Packaging Sizes And Brand Comms47:14 Coffee Growth And Portfolio Moves50:51 Key Messages And Verdict52:21 Their Portfolio Performance Recap55:47 Melania Follow Up Story57:28 Family Modeling News58:08 Podcast Sign Off
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Expert Views and the Straight of Hormuz (see they rhyme!) | The Robert and Kalyn GET RICH Comedy Podcast | Ep-92

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Will Private Credit Bring Down the Economy? | Robert and Kalyn GET RICH comedy podcast | Ep 91

On the April 1 episode of the Robert and Kalyn Get Rich Show, Robert and Kalyn joke about April Fools and Passover, celebrate a new 3-year-old listener (Rhett Kimmel), and riff on Christy Noem’s husband scandal alongside talk of Noem’s reported Corey Lewandowski affair and her estimated $5M net worth. They banter about hockey teams like the Anaheim Mighty Ducks and how Ivy League sports (rowing, lacrosse, field hockey, swimming) skew white, plus a long aside on censorship and fashion. The financial segment covers a surprise surge in Fannie Mae, “perma bears,” and a primer on private credit and redemption gates, then they buy 100 shares of Blue Owl Capital. They review portfolio performance, discuss Paramount’s decline, their earlier Warner Brothers exit, and Microsoft valuation and P/E history.00:00 April Fools Cold Open00:36 Passover Banter01:05 Episode Topics Teaser01:58 Party Light Chaos03:30 New Listener Rhett04:56 Unread Messages Debate07:02 Kristi Noem Scandal Talk14:21 Fannie Mae Pops Off15:28 Perma Bear Jokes18:11 Private Credit Primer23:35 Blue Owl And NAV Discounts26:16 MSG Sports And Vegas Teams27:55 Hockey Teams Trivia28:29 Movie Named Franchises29:12 Minnesota Wild Confusion29:42 Race And Sports Talk30:31 Lacrosse Rant32:33 Mascot Names Debate35:04 War of the Roses37:17 Fashion Censorship40:33 Portfolio Check In40:58 Market Dip And War News42:36 Winners Losers Breakdown44:55 Paramount Acquisition Fallout46:45 Adding Blue Owl Stock47:17 Valuation And PE Ratios49:32 Crypto Regrets And Microsoft51:31 Wrap Up And Disclaimers

Pentagon Spending Investigation

Is the Pentagon wasting billions of dollars?In this episode of Robert and Kalyn Get Rich Show (Ep. 90), we dive deep into controversial Department of Defense spending practices, including the rumored “use it or lose it” policy — where funds are spent on unexpected items like ice cream machines, lobster, and even luxury goods.
Recorded on March 24, 2026, from Aspen, Colorado and Houston, this episode blends humor, current events, and serious discussions around government spending, politics, and modern culture.
🎙️ Topics covered:
Pentagon spending investigation & defense budget wasteTrump Pearl Harbor comment & political reactionsChuck Norris rumors & media narrativesMichael Jackson biopic controversyHealth myths, chiropractors & misinformationEverest death zone & environmental issuesAirport travel, TSA delays & real-life experiences
📌 Whether you're interested in politics, finance, or trending debates — this episode covers it all with insight and humor.
⏱️ Timestamps:00:00 Show Intro and Topics01:27 Aspen Luxury Talk02:24 Neurosurgeon Story04:54 Ski Trip Experience08:29 Chuck Norris & Conspiracies11:16 Trump Pearl Harbor Reaction14:40 Pentagon Spending Discussion21:29 Michael Jackson Debate26:03 Medieval Medicine30:35 Health Misinformation35:50 Quitting Smoking Journey41:12 Everest Death Zone49:20 Airport & TSA Experience53:00 Show Sign Off
 
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The Conspiracy Theory Episode | Robert and Kalyn GET RICH Comedy Podcast | Ep-89

Robert and Kalyn bumble their way into “Episode 89” (on purpose, obviously) and open with a reminder that none of this is financial advice, despite how confidently they say it. They recap a chaotic college-tour road trip—Duke vs. skipped schools, the predictable “blue light” safety spiel, and a running commentary on campus land acknowledgments and slavery-era funding, noting how the messaging shifts as they head south to Wake Forest and its Reynolds/tobacco legacy. The conversation detours into why everything is named Chevy Chase, MTV/VH1 nostalgia, and the eternal injustice of Weird Al not being in the Rock Hall. Then they spiral into conspiracies: a dubious Trump/Armenia-Azerbaijan “TRIPP” corridor, Wayfair’s overpriced listings allegedly tied to Epstein, and the grand reveal that Barry Manalow (plus other 82-year-olds) is running the whole Illuminati. They end by checking their battered portfolio, roasting OpenDoor and Carvana, and begging you to like, subscribe, and recruit more “spies.”
00:00 Show Intro and Episode Mixup
01:00 Topics and Disclaimer
02:01 College Tour Chaos
04:27 Study Abroad Stories
06:35 Epstein Money Talk
07:49 Campus Land Acknowledgments
09:09 Reynolds Tobacco Legacy
11:31 Why So Many Chevy Chases
16:14 Weird Al and MTV Nostalgia
20:34 Salon Fit and Superfans
21:45 Guam Callback and TRIPP Rumor
24:56 Armenia Azerbaijan Corridor
26:03 Trump Mixes Up Countries
27:10 New Borders and Old Names
28:34 Wayfair Epstein Rabbit Hole
31:31 Media Fact Checks and AI News
35:13 War Jitters and Portfolio Pain
36:46 Venezuela Cuba Iran Theory
39:17 Barry Manalow Illuminati Bit
43:47 Checking the Fake Portfolio
44:54 Carvana OpenDoor and Bad Loans
48:27 AI Layoffs and Bubble Talk
50:20 Wrap Up and Disclaimer

AI Really Is Taking Over! | Episode 88 | Robert and Kalyn GET RICH SHOW

In Episode 88, Robert and Kalyn start the show with a chaotic mix of topics—beards, bizarre Brazil ads, and why they definitely don’t give financial advice. The episode quickly gets hilarious when they react to an overly dramatic long-form commercial that eventually turns out to be an ad for Subway.
They go on a rant about reaction videos, talk about old-school “stag” films, and jokingly draw the line at watching certain infamous internet videos together. The conversation then shifts to the Super Bowl Halftime Show, where they discuss how background performers get paid hourly while the headliner performs for $0.
Things get even more interesting when they dive into the controversy around FIFA allegedly creating a “Peace Prize” for Donald Trump.
Later in the episode, a viral AI article sparks a discussion about software development and automation. Robert demonstrates how he built a salon scheduling system in just a week using ChatGPT and OpenAI Codex, replacing expensive subscription software.
The episode wraps up with a quick portfolio check (including selling Fannie Mae), the famous Buba/Kiki chicken study, and political talk about Kristi Noem being reassigned as a special envoy.
If you enjoy discussions about AI, internet culture, finance, viral news, and comedy commentary, this episode is packed with entertaining moments you don’t want to miss.
⏱️ Timestamps
00:00 Cold Open Chaos00:52 Show Intro And Topics02:21 Butterfly And Creepy Audio02:54 Mystery Viral Ad05:34 Subway Reveal06:47 Reaction Video Rant09:10 Old School Porn Talk10:52 Super Bowl Bushes Pay12:33 FIFA Peace Prize Drama14:17 AI Article Market Panic17:17 Building Salon Software With AI23:15 AI In School And Getting Dumber25:14 Survival Skills And Mustache Trend28:02 Age And Attraction Talk28:36 Sex Edition And YouTube28:57 Epic Beard Sculptures30:36 Handlebar Mustache Debate32:09 Gray Hair And Beard Aging32:30 Birthday Party Food Chaos35:38 Buba Kiki Chicken Study38:52 Portfolio Check And Netflix News41:15 Fannie Mae Selloff Rant44:03 Copying Celebrity Portfolios46:12 Kristi Noem Reassigned50:35 Wrap Up And Disclaimers
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