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Important Takes on Powell Fed Drama | Robert & Kalyn GET RICH comedy show | Episode 82

🎙️ Welcome to Robert and Kalyn GET RICH! 🎙️
Join Robert and Kalyn for the wildest and most humorous episode yet of 'Robert and Kalyn Get Rich Show.' Recorded on MLK day, the duo skims over everything unimaginable: from sloths, bird names, bathroom behavior, and the value of the Nobel Peace Prize, to Jerome Powell and Venezuelan oil. With a mix of absurd sports stories, childhood memories, and a complete lack of financial or practical advice, this episode promises nothing but pure, entertaining nonsense. Don't forget to like, subscribe, and send in your comments and questions!
00:00 Introduction and Episode Overview
01:39 Random Conversations and Anecdotes
02:06 Sports Talk with Robert and Kalen
03:21 Family Stories and Humor
04:47 Animal Fun Facts
13:55 Discussion on Sloths
16:25 Oil in Venezuela and Movie Talk
22:33 Dark Humor and Burn Victim Jokes
22:55 Trump's Board of Peace and Greenland
24:49 Venezuela and Trump's Nobel Prize Obsession
28:16 Investment Portfolio Updates
31:06 Jerome Powell and the Fed Building Renovation
44:11 Closing Remarks and MLK Day
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We are Experts, and We are Selling Bitcoin! | Robert and Kalyn GET RICH! comedy podcast | Ep-81

In episode 81 of The Robert & Kalyn Get Rich Show, 
hosts Robert and Kalyn dive into the most random yet hilarious topics ever! Recorded on January 8th, 2026, tune in to hear about intrusive thoughts, conducting mugshot games, animal facts, wild college stories, funny bathroom mishaps, and their latest thoughts on Bitcoin and investments. Warning: This episode contains a mix of financial advice and TMI moments. Make sure to like, subscribe, and join us for the wild ride!
00:00 Welcome to the Robert and Kalyn Get Rich Show!
01:17 Intrusive Thoughts: A Deep Dive
02:34 Mugshot Game: Guess the Crime
12:38 Bathroom Humor and Embarrassing Stories
17:49 Fun Animal Facts: Bugs, Insects, and More
22:46 Bird Watching Observations
23:39 Humorous Bird Names
25:06 Astronauts and Their Skills
27:20 Bitcoin and Financial Decisions
30:15 Investment Strategies and Market Talk
38:01 Podcast Sign-Off and Humor
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Buy Silver - Can't Lose! | The Robert and Kalyn GET RICH Comedy Podcast | Ep 80

Welcome to the 80th episode of The Robert and Kalyn Get Rich Show, recorded on January 4th, 2026! In this wild ride, Robert and Kalyn dive into a series of hilarious and bizarre topics ranging from giraffe vertebrae, East Wing conspiracy theories, and Eminem's mysterious meeting in Germany, to the prices of silver, gold, uranium, and diamonds. They also discuss the peculiar joy of watching garbage trucks for fun and profit and the intriguing idea of the Uber bank. With plenty of jokes, kissy faces, and a long-distance relationship packed with possums, Robert and Kalyn mix humor with financial insights. This episode is all about keeping things light-hearted while navigating through complex financial topics. Remember, folks, this is not financial investment advice—just pure entertainment!
00:00 Welcome to the Robert and Kalyn Get Rich Show!
00:42 Episode Highlights and Disclaimers
02:01 Fun with Faces and Personal Updates
04:37 Pet Talk: Possums and Raccoons
05:10 Random Conversations and Childhood Memories
10:43 Garbage Trucks and Viral Videos
14:47 Dieting and Personal Habits
17:22 Geography Trivia and Statehood Debates
24:34 Conspiracy Theories and Gold Investments
28:22 Battle Bots and Memory Lapses
28:48 Central Banks and Frozen Assets
30:05 Jewish Jokes and Family Guy
31:20 Gold, Silver, and Economic History
38:19 The Value of Gold and Silver
41:19 Investment Strategies and Market Analysis
52:39 Podcast Wrap-Up and Future Topics

German Sausages and Sure Thing Stocks | Robert and Kalyn GET RICH Comedy Podcast | EP-79

In Episode 79 of 'The Robert and Kalyn Get Rich Show,' recorded on December 23rd, Robert and Kalyn dive into a mix of holiday-themed banter and offbeat topics. They discuss the peculiarities of platypus milk, the intricacies of the stock market, and humorous German sayings about sausages. The episode also touches on family visits, livestock insemination jobs, political commentary centered around Donald Trump, and investment trends involving Netflix and Warner Brothers. The hosts remind listeners to like, subscribe, and forward the podcast, while emphasizing they do not provide financial advice.
00:00 Welcome to the Robert and Kalyn Get Rich Show
00:46 Episode Highlights and Topics
01:52 Casual Conversations and Anecdotes
09:25 Fun Animal Facts and Trivia
19:08 German Sausage Phrases
22:08 Winning a German Girl's Heart
22:26 German Sausage Idioms
26:01 Cultural Comparisons and Insults
28:07 Trump's Controversial Comments
33:49 Stock Market Insights
38:47 Holiday Plans and Family Chaos
40:37 Conclusion and Farewell

Market Advice: OMG SELL!!! | Robert and Kalyn GET RICH Comedy Podcast | Ep-78

Welcome to episode 78 of the Robert and Kalyn Get Rich Show! Join our lively hosts Robert and Kalyn Kimmel as they dive into a wild assortment of topics, just in time for the holidays. From Civil War camels and Jews in motion pictures to Elizabeth Warren's antitrust campaign against Warner Brothers Discovery and the unsettling differences between cake, brownies, and fudge. They’ll debate what makes a cookie a cookie, discuss fun animal facts involving bald eagles and camels, and even reflect on Benjamin Franklin’s questionable judgment about our national bird. Featuring amusing anecdotes, a dash of sibling rivalry, and much more. Don’t miss out—smash that like button, subscribe, and join the chaos!
00:00 Welcome to the Robert and Kaylin Get Rich Show
00:55 Today's Topics Overview
02:19 Fun Animal Facts
02:43 The Bald Eagle and Other National Birds
05:43 Civil War Camels
08:36 Gift Giving and Holiday Traditions
23:40 Hanukkah and Recent Events
28:52 Discussing Terminology and Sensitivity
30:31 Rob Reiner's Legacy and Tragic News
31:48 Cliff Asness and Celebrity Lookalikes
38:36 Hollywood Acquisitions and Investments
47:08 The Great Brownie Debate
52:14 Concluding Thoughts and Sign-Off
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The secret to getting rich discovered — Calls, Calls, Calls! | Robert and Kalen Get Rich Podcast

Episode 77: The secret to getting rich discovered — Calls, Calls, Calls!
In this hilarious 77th episode of the Robert and Kalyn Get Rich podcast, hosts Robert Kimmel and Kalyn Kimmel dive into the mysteries of call options. Spoiler alert: they've cracked the code to getting rich and can't stop laughing about it! Amid discussions about the '70s fashion stores, fancy Camrys, and the specifics of call and put options, they debate the nuances of men's height. Kalyn reveals her strategy: just buy calls! The duo announces the end of their content-creator journey (unless, of course, they're back next week). Tune in for a whirlwind of finance talk that's far more fun than your average economics lesson!
00:00 Welcome to the Robert and Kalen Get Rich Podcast
00:58 Episode Highlights and Topics
01:59 Nostalgic Shopping Memories
05:10 Height and Dating Preferences
09:24 Love Languages and Relationships
12:51 Holiday Shopping and Gift Giving
18:12 Understanding Call Options
26:13 The Mystery of Cemeteries
27:23 Roman Era Reflections
27:56 Surprising Deals and Options
28:30 Wall Street Firms and Wealth Distribution
29:30 Population and Burial Thoughts
30:48 Random Stock Picks and Portfolio Reviews
33:21 Netflix and Warner Brothers Discovery
37:34 Exploring Stock Options
49:54 Final Thoughts and Farewell
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Best Of, Volume 2!

Hey Robert and Kalyn Get Rich fans! Due to a busy Thanksgiving, we couldn't record a full episode, so we've got a special 'best of' episode for you. From Mountain Dew conspiracies and wild history tangents to royal family gossip and hilarious reflections on doing at-home medical screenings, Kalyn and Robert cover it all. Plus, they dive into some biblical banter and discuss the controversies surrounding historical team names. Get ready for laughs, insights, and a lot of holiday spirit!
00:00 Introduction and Thanksgiving Update00:26 Mountain Dew Conspiracy Theories03:41 Ticker Symbols and Company Names04:24 Dippin' Dots and Corporate Values05:25 Childhood Memories and Racial Awareness07:19 Royal Family Gossip10:53 Biblical References and Lamentations13:10 Discussing Biblical Stories: Job and Jonah14:03 Revealing a Secret Identity14:32 The Serpent and the Tree of Knowledge15:27 Moses and the Writing of Genesis16:20 Eve's Encounter with the Serpent18:20 The Consequences of Eating the Forbidden Fruit20:31 A Hilarious Cake and Colonoscopy Story26:13 Debating Sports Team Names

Let's Buy The Knicks! | Robert and Kalyn GET RICH! Comedy Podcast | Ep 76

Welcome to the Thanksgiving edition of The Robert and Kalen Get Rich Show! In episode 76, Robert and Kalyn dive into a wild mix of topics: from banana etiquette and million-dollar Bob Ross paintings to whether you should invest in Madison Square Garden Sports. They also discuss the absurdity of a $1 million Bat Mitzvah and the questionable practice of naming a stadium after Donald Trump. Plus, hear the hilarious tale of Kalyn constantly being mistaken for NFL legend Earl Campbell thanks to phone number mix-ups. Expect some rants, a bit of nostalgia, and even a pitch for new stock investments. Don't miss Robert's absurdly accurate Morgan Freeman impression and Kalen's heated grocery store encounter. Subscribe, and enjoy the ride!00:00 Welcome to the Get Rich Show00:32 Episode Overview and Topics01:34 Bob Ross Paintings and Auctions03:32 Extravagant Events and Celebrations08:19 Banana Etiquette and Grocery Store Etiquette15:21 Job Interviews and Employment Challenges18:03 Luxury Travel and First-Class Flights26:55 National Parks and Stadium Naming29:51 Fraud Convictions and Legal Battles30:56 Fraud and Legal Defense32:04 Gender Disparities in Fraud Convictions32:43 Corporate Optimism vs. Fraud34:17 Customer Service Frustrations35:52 Investing in Sports Teams45:50 Minor League Hockey Anecdotes49:29 Earl Campbell's Phone Number51:43 Famous Figures and Investments58:04 Podcast Wrap-Up and Call to Action

Justin Strickland for Congress! | Robert and Kalyn GET RICH Comedy Podcast | Ep-75

Join Robert and Kalyn in the 75th episode of the Robert and Kalyn Get Rich podcast as they dive into an eclectic mix of topics ranging from endorsing Justin Strickland for Congress to exploring the world of silver billets and futures contracts. Broadcasting from Cleveland and Houston, the hosts provide a humorous and candid take on issues like the nutritional value of cauliflower, meditation camps, and political platforms. Expect an informative yet entertaining wild ride as they navigate through the complex world of investments and share personal anecdotes about beauty routines, community life, and the ethical considerations of public assistance. Don't miss their definitive guide to futures contracts, a rant about misplaced blame on Ramit Sethi, and a passionate defense of their endorsement for a candidate with some rather unique policies. Stick around for laughs, sarcasm, and some unexpected life lessons.00:00 Welcome to the Robert and Kalen Get Rich Podcast00:48 Today's Topics Overview02:13 Casual Banter and Personal Anecdotes06:22 Deep Dive into Communal Living08:35 Ramit Sethi and the Concept of a Rich Life11:02 Church Finances and Security Measures14:47 Educational Reflections and Quicksand22:01 Endorsement of Justin Strickland for Congress27:53 Big Fish in a Small Pond28:09 Local Politics and Elderly Voters28:24 Endorsing Justin Strickland30:30 Salon Struggles and Existential Crisis31:08 Meditation Camp for Andrea33:08 Kaylin's Unusual Diet37:04 Understanding Derivatives and Futures47:34 Portfolio Performance and Market Insights52:29 Endorsement and Call to Action

Buy High, Sell Low - The Real Estate Edition | Robert and Kalyn GET RICH comedy podcast | Ep-74

Welcome to episode 74 of the Robert and Kalyn Get Rich Podcast! In this wild ride of a discussion, Robert and Kalyn wake up just in time to demystify topics that range from Greek Gods and real estate in Houston to modern-day alchemy and why you should never steal an ambulance (unless it's a zombie apocalypse!). Find out if they think Open Door Technologies is the next big investment and why the International Space Station has a date with Point Nemo. You'll also get the lowdown on slang and the secrets behind phrases like 'the whole nine yards.' Trust us, you'll want to stick around and maybe laugh a lot. Don't forget to like, subscribe, and add a ruler emoji to show you're really listening! Remember, this is not financial advice!
00:00 Welcome to the Robert and Kalyn Get Rich Podcast00:43 Today's Topics Overview01:58 The Ambulance Heist Story05:47 Real Estate in Houston07:54 College Life and Crazy Competitions19:16 Modern Slang and Generational Differences22:01 The Whole Nine Yards and Military Talk25:46 Space Force and Satellite Organization26:38 Point Nemo: The Space Debris Graveyard27:49 Geo Rutherford and Spooky Lake Month30:43 Investing in Metals and Nuclear Fusion33:35 The Mythology of Gods and Goddesses38:50 Stock Market Strategies and Portfolio Management44:34 Understanding Short Selling48:33 Podcast Wrap-Up and Listener Engagement