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On Robert’s 49th birthday in episode 103, Robert and Kalyn introduce a “scandal edition” covering the burrito price debate (a $20 burrito framed as delivery and lifestyle expectations), generational work attitudes, and housing affordability comparisons from 2003 to today using inflation and income growth figures. They joke about loud eating, teeth-brushing advice, and discuss research claiming happiness rises after the late 40s as obligations lessen, including reflections on parenting and declining birth rates. They cover the Aloclae scandal involving cadaver-fat filler trafficking through New Jersey for use in New York, then pivot to religion: confusion about heaven, purgatory, indulgences, and Catholic saints and intercession. They react to Miss Thailand Universe food-themed costumes, note Trump’s past ownership of Miss USA and his renaming obsessions (including “Lake America”), then briefly review their portfolio with steep Opendoor losses and other moves.
Also discuss:
• The $20 burrito and changing lifestyle expectations• Generational differences and work ethic• Housing affordability: 2003 vs. today• Inflation, income growth, and the cost of living• Avocado toast, spending habits, and personal finance• Funny debates about loud eating and teeth brushing• Happiness after 49, parenting, and declining birth rates• The Aloclae cadaver filler scandal• Death, heaven, purgatory, indulgences, and Catholic traditions• Saints, angels, priests, and religious intercession• Miss Thailand Universe and its food-inspired costumes• Miss USA, Donald Trump, and the history of the pageant• The debate over “America” and “Lake America”• Who named America and changing place names• Robert and Kalyn’s investment portfolio and Opendoor losses• A look at the latest moves in their portfolio
Whether you’re interested in money, investing, housing, American culture, current scandals, religion, politics, or just funny podcast conversations, Episode 103 brings all of it together with the trademark humor and opinions of Robert and Kalyn.
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00:00 Birthday Episode Kickoff01:59 Tech Rants and Big Coffee03:27 Boomers Aging and Housing03:55 Generations and Work Ethic05:39 Home Prices Reality Check08:13 Burrito Scandal Debate10:24 Avocado Toast and Spending11:02 Loud Drinking and Cheez-Its13:58 Teeth Brushing and Braces15:26 Happiness Curve at 4917:37 Kids, Purpose and Birth Rates20:34 Aloclae Cadaver Filler26:20 Death Anxiety and Heaven Logic31:41 Catholics, Purgatory & Indulgences33:02 Priests and Power33:46 Conversion by Force34:24 Property and Stealing35:17 New America Naming36:43 Lake America Debate39:38 Who Named America?41:45 Whitewashing Place Names44:08 Saints and Angels46:51 Thai Food Pageant49:41 Miss USA Rules Shift53:04 Trump and Miss USA54:25 Portfolio Check-In57:53 Closing and Disclaimer
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Robert and Kalyn are back with another hilarious episode of GET RICH! 🎙️💰
In Episode 102, they talk about 20-year stock picks, Motley Fool's long-term investment ideas, Dutch Bros, CAVA, stock market charts, AI ticker mistakes, taxes, government, surveillance cameras, NASA stories, and much more.
They also discuss the latest TVT=+ stock market hack, Flock license-plate cameras, the "surveillance state," NASA's unbelievable stories, and why some long-term stock picks may not be as simple as they sound.
📈 STOCK MARKET TOPICS:• 20-year stock picks• Motley Fool stock recommendations• Dutch Bros stock• CAVA stock• Long-term investing• Stock market analysis• AI stock ticker mistakes• Monster stocks• TVT=+ stock discussion
😂 FUN & CULTURE:• Baby names and social class• Nepotism discussion• U.S. taxes and the IRS• Dolly Parton discussion• Tim Curry tangent• AI and social media• Flock surveillance cameras• NASA stories• Sally Ride & Voyager 1
⏱️ CHAPTERS:00:00 Show Intro And Tease02:12 Janeece Tennis Team Shoutout06:23 Baby Names And Class08:53 Kushner And Nepotism Talk11:46 Presidents Secrets And Scandals14:56 Taxes IRS And Government Hate18:02 Trump Charts And Midterms18:59 Tim Curry And Dolly Tribute24:57 National Big Boobs Day Plans28:33 AI Feed Takeover29:04 TVT Equals X Hack32:23 Fundraiser Math Fails33:57 Motley Fool Stock Picks35:17 Coffee Chains Breakdown38:38 AI Ticker Hallucinations45:49 Flock Cameras Backlash50:09 Surveillance State Reality52:47 NASA Stories And Sexism57:40 Wrap Up And Disclaimer
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In Episode 101 (Aug 17) of the Robert and Kalyn Get Rich Show, Robert and Kalyn celebrate not quitting after 100 episodes, remind listeners they don’t give financial advice, and ask everyone to like, subscribe, and share. They riff on a Costco hot dog scandal involving an employee, plus other bizarre Costco stories, then admire a visually striking steel commercial from India and joke about unusually named Canadian lakes. The conversation veers into reenactments, BattleBots, and a Milan study where a costumed Batman on a train made passengers far more likely to give up seats to a “pregnant” researcher. They review IMAX’s investor deck and stock performance, conclude it’s not a “screaming buy,” and decide to pass on investing for now.
00:00 Episode 101 Kickoff01:59 New Era Banter03:20 Costco Hot Dog Scandal06:48 More Costco Weirdness09:31 Steel Commercial Spotlight12:13 Canada Lake Names18:52 BattleBots And Reenactors26:08 War History Tangent31:01 Michael Jackson Army Sim33:21 Batman Train Experiment34:58 IMAX Stock Pitch36:06 Record Demand Claims37:52 Sequels Beat Originals39:22 Beating The Couch40:20 Slides And Venns41:48 Global Screen Map43:37 Box Office Share45:14 Fans And Merch47:44 New Content Plays51:57 Guidance And Margins54:43 Valuation Reality Check59:39 Buy Or Pass Decision01:02:18 Show Wrap Disclaimer
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🎙️ Welcome to Episode 100 of Robert & Kalyn GET RICH! 🎉
We made it to Episode 100… so naturally, we celebrated by doing absolutely nothing. 😂
In this special 100th episode, Robert and Kalyn dive into a chaotic mix of **stock market investing, personal finance, portfolio performance, business, history, sports, pop culture, and plenty of funny commentary.**
We talk about the legendary **Cincinnati Red Stockings**, the bizarre history of the **Cleveland Spiders**, Kip Winger and the enduring awkwardness of “17,” presidential stock-trading statistics, war logistics, and the absurdly complicated board game *Campaign for North Africa*.
Then comes the main event: a 100-episode portfolio review.
Robert and Kalyn revisit their investment picks, discuss winners and losers, debate whether to buy, sell, or hold, and examine companies and themes including **Cameco, Howmet, Citigroup, Alcoa, SpaceX, Microsoft, Chewy, Procter & Gamble, Novo Nordisk, uranium, gold, silver, Bitcoin, Tesla, Ford, Costco, cybersecurity, and AI.**
💰 **What happened to the portfolio?**📈 Which investments worked?📉 Which picks became disasters?🤔 What should be sold, held, or doubled down on?🥇 Which stocks delivered the biggest wins?
The episode wraps up with a look toward the future and a teaser for a revamped **Next Century Future Forecast Fund**.
If you enjoy **finance podcasts, investing discussions, stock market commentary, personal finance, business podcasts, comedy podcasts, and entertaining conversations**, you're in the right place.
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00:00 Episode 100 Kickoff02:03 Baseball vs Football04:19 Cincinnati Red Stockings09:39 Cleveland Spiders Names11:45 Kip Winger Update24:29 Trump Trading Stats28:46 War Fatigue Talk34:22 Campaign for North Africa38:52 Portfolio Review Begins39:39 Reddit Position Check41:44 Novo Nordisk Reality Check43:23 Ozempic Rivalry and Valuation44:25 Disaster Picks and Bagholding46:44 Portfolio Scorecard and Big Wins47:40 Chewy Debate and Exit49:19 Uranium and Other Rotations58:10 Ford Tesla Pair Trade01:02:22 Cybersecurity and Water Hacks01:04:39 Gold Versus Bitcoin01:08:06 Alcoa Love and Option Flyers01:12:41 Costco Conviction and AI Shorts01:15:08 SpaceX Pop and Microsoft Trim01:16:00 Next Century Fund Farewell
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In episode 99 of the Robert and Kalyn Get Rich Podcast (a rare Sunday release after nearly seven weeks), Robert and Kalyn banter about liking/subscribing, mental-health benefits of the show, and an email from “Jonah Morningstar” pitching a credit-management guest. They riff on Texas A&M traditions, alumni donations, college admissions and the Common App, and Scott Galloway’s focus on access plus a stat about reproduction rates. Business and market topics include Builder AI allegedly being humans behind the curtain, an Australian family delivering a corpse to a bank for “proof of death,” the U.S. State Department’s botched Africa map, SK Hynix’s AI-driven profit surge, Korea’s speculative investing culture, and their own SpaceX losses. They review Six Flags/Cedar Fair ($FUN), discuss FastPass pricing, scan the slide deck, then add $FUN to their portfolio and tease episode 100.00:00 Episode 99 Kickoff00:56 Like And Subscribe Chaos02:00 Therapist And Squeaky Chair03:05 Jonah Morningstar Pitch05:15 Andrea Versus Hobbies06:24 Aggie Traditions And Whoops10:19 College Donations And Access11:57 Common App Application Frenzy15:02 Kaylin College Storytime16:49 Builder AI And Corpse Banking21:00 SK Hynix And Korea Speculation27:41 State Department Africa Map30:16 Dating Filters And Galloway32:50 Reproduction Stats Reality Check34:00 Yodeling Meets Metal34:38 Top Paid Podcasters Breakdown37:34 Going Full Time Podcasting38:33 Stock of the Week Six Flags40:23 Six Flags Deck Deep Dive42:26 FastPass Pricing Psychology47:08 Underperforming Parks Problem54:03 Ticker FUN Stock Check57:51 SpaceX Chart Whiplash59:02 Updating the Portfolio01:01:09 Wrap Up And Next Episode

In Episode 98 of the Robert and Kalyn Get Rich Show (June 20), Robert and Kalyn—who repeatedly stress they don’t give financial advice—bounce from Kalyn’s midday soccer-beer buzz and a Sweden vs. Netherlands game to family chatter about sleep habits, snoring, and their mom’s horrified reaction to Chiara’s new tattoo. They joke about long-distance calling, Uncle Ed’s spinal surgery and weight loss, and riff on Kevin Warsh replacing Jerome Powell as Fed chair after promising Trump lower rates, only for the Fed to keep rates unchanged. Kalyn recaps the docuseries “Big Girls Wanted,” including the show’s extreme preferences and nicknames like “Pork Chop” and “Piggy,” plus mention of assault allegations. The stock segment reviews Walmart’s earnings slides, growth and margins, but they ultimately pass on buying WMT, complaining about non-GAAP spin, store vibes, and comparing Walmart and Target.00:00 Show Intro And Disclaimers01:53 Soccer Bar And Day Drinking03:45 Andrea Calls And Love Languages05:34 Long Distance Sleep Talk07:54 Mom Reacts To Tattoo10:24 Auntie Chaos And Uncle Ed11:48 Spinal Surgery And Drinking12:54 Kevin Warsh Fed Gossip15:56 Billion Dollar Buildings Debate17:52 Elon Musk And Charity Rant20:09 Trump Accounts And Baby Money24:21 Libertarian Philosophy Explained25:00 Spotify Followers Roast26:08 Big Girls Wanted Docuseries29:25 Warsh Wife And Billionaire Ties30:32 Integrity Confession30:51 Walmart Stock Pick32:53 Guidance And Growth34:43 Margins Expenses EPS37:28 Cash Flow And Slides39:17 US Segment Breakdown41:14 International And Sam's Club48:42 Valuation Buy Or Pass50:20 Portfolio Update Regrets52:00 Retail Ethics Target Rant55:05 Wrap Up And Disclaimer

In episode 96 of the Robert and Kalen Get Rich Show (June 9), Robert and Kalyn banter from Cleveland and Houston while reiterating they don’t provide financial advice. They riff on power laws in sports and drafting, AI’s impact on entry-level work, and tool preferences like ChatGPT vs Claude, plus a betting market site and viral Hunter Biden jokes. Robert revisits SpaceX’s potential IPO, sharing Schwab allocation rules, skepticism about bubble pricing, and fear of a broader market drop, including the S-1’s heavy use of pictures and a claimed $40T addressable market. They detour into a “female delusion calculator” about dating standards and height statistics. The episode then shifts to NVIDIA, mocking its slide decks, chip codenames (Blackwell, Rubin, Feynman), and investor confusion, briefly checking valuation, recent performance, and speculating how a SpaceX IPO could pressure mega-cap stocks. They close with jokes about “balls of steel,” portfolios, and SPY gains.00:00 Show Intro And Disclaimers01:59 Sports Power Law Talk03:42 AI Interns And Tools06:28 Kalshi And Hunter Biden08:15 SpaceX IPO Hype Check11:45 Market Bubble Fears14:15 SpaceX TAM And Pictures16:34 Phones Listening Siri Rant20:14 Sam Altman Name Confusion21:45 Female Delusion Calculator29:19 Height Extremes And Gigantism34:18 NVIDIA Stock Of The Week38:52 Graph Goes Up Comedy39:34 Data Center CapEx Explosion42:04 Pretty Pictures Not Proof43:07 AI Scaling Buzzwords43:56 Robots Factories and Full Stack45:14 Chip Names and Sandwiches47:25 MLPerf Wins and Investor Confusion49:46 OpenAI Partnership and Gigawatts51:25 Bobblehead Management Slide53:46 Useful AI and Agent Harness56:26 Love List and AI Factory Revenue58:31 Stock Check Valuation and SpaceX Impact01:06:51 Wrap Up Disclaimer and Signoff
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🚀 Welcome back to Robert and Kalyn GET RICH! | Episode 95
In this episode, Robert and Kalyn dive into everything from the Reese's Peanut Butter controversy and breakfast culture to a deep analysis of SpaceX’s potential IPO, Starlink, AI, investing, market manipulation concerns, and the future of space-based technologies.
Is SpaceX the investment opportunity of a lifetime, or are investors overlooking major risks? We break down the numbers, discuss valuation concerns, explore SpaceX's mission, and analyze what an IPO could mean for everyday investors.
🔥 Topics Covered:✅ Reese's Peanut Butter Controversy✅ Breakfast & Cereal Culture✅ College ROI Rankings✅ Gift Giving Successes & Disasters✅ SpaceX IPO Analysis✅ Starlink Satellite Network✅ AI & Computing Power✅ SpaceX Financials & Valuation✅ Market Manipulation Concerns✅ S&P 500 Rule Changes✅ Space Data Centers✅ Grok AI Integration✅ Asteroid Mining Possibilities✅ Investment Strategies & Portfolio Reviews
⏰ Timestamps:00:00 Show Introduction02:50 Sandwich Philosophy04:44 Reese's Peanut Butter Controversy11:20 Cereal and Breakfast Culture13:06 College ROI Rankings17:14 Perfect Gift for Men19:58 Gift Giving Disasters23:57 SpaceX IPO Filing Review26:22 SpaceX Launch Statistics27:17 Starlink Satellite Network28:57 AI and Computing Power30:57 SpaceX Mission Statement34:26 SpaceX IPO Overview35:02 Valuation Concerns36:07 Operational Losses Revealed37:03 Price to Earnings Problem38:34 IPO Underwriting Process39:49 Index Fund Impact40:54 S&P Rule Changes42:17 Market Manipulation Concerns43:24 Retirement Account Exposure44:39 IPO Timing Debate45:56 S&P Requirements Waived47:08 SEC Filing Pictures49:01 Space Data Centers50:21 Grok AI Integration51:11 Species Level Redundancy54:18 Future Markets Analysis56:19 Asteroid Mining Plans57:38 Investment Decision Time58:58 Two Week Strategy59:52 Exit Strategy Theory01:00:31 Investor Returns Calculation01:01:24 Portfolio Check In01:02:47 Past Portfolio Review01:04:11 Final Thoughts
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In a rare Friday Episode 94 (May 29), Robert and Kalyn return from a month-long hiatus, riffing on why they haven’t recorded, Kalyn’s chaotic podcast with 11-year-old guest Beckett Whitmore, and kids’ obsession with Handyman Hal. They touch on the Iron Shark rollercoaster rescue story, then spiral into extravagant wedding dresses—from My Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding to Serena Williams’ $3.5M dress and Angela Baby’s alleged $31M dress—while debating what level of wealth makes that feel reasonable. The main event is an “investor presentation” on Costco: membership stats, renewal rates, app features like mobile cake ordering, store expansion, and confusing finance terms like LIFO, followed by sticker shock at Costco’s high P/E. They ultimately buy about 1.05 shares of Costco and tease a future SpaceX IPO discussion, plus jokes about gas lines, car maintenance, and questionable slide decks.00:00 Show Intro and Teasers01:42 Hiatus Banter and Setup02:03 Adam House and Kid Guest04:05 Handyman Hal Craze07:32 Iron Shark Rollercoaster08:07 Wedding Dress Price Shock15:36 Costco Love Returns17:53 Protein Trends and Bulk Meat21:50 SpaceX IPO Tease24:17 Costco Investor Slides Roast26:49 Costco Gas Lines and Valet Idea29:23 Maserati Maintenance Sticker Shock32:31 Back to Costco Growth Numbers33:28 Comparable Sales Breakdown34:13 Costco Gold Craze35:26 Roasting The Slide Deck40:12 Membership Growth Engine42:02 LIFO And Basis Points47:27 Earnings Pop And Categories50:06 Tech And Warehouse Expansion52:43 Valuation And Stock Chart59:00 Buying One Share01:03:00 Wrap Up And Disclaimers

In Episode 93 of the Robert and Kalyn Get Rich Show (April 22), Robert and Kalyn riff on a window washer complimenting Robert’s cologne, dogs’ gross habits, and the odd marketplace for used personal items, then debate how much people should spend on expensive dogs and vet bills. Robert argues businesses often waste resources chasing “bad money after good,” using his nail-and-wax salon’s failing massage service and their overflowing email/storage habits as examples. They discuss a headline about the Trump administration considering a $500M loan to Spirit Airlines and note JetBlue’s blocked attempt to buy it. Kalyn shares a story claiming General Mills’ ventures extended beyond cereal into spy balloons, submersibles, black boxes, and a Navy cover story tied to the Titanic. They review General Mills’ investor presentation, decide it’s a “pass” stock pick, check their quirky portfolio, and revisit a Melania/Epstein-related theory involving her friend Amanda Ngaro.00:00 Show Intro and Disclaimers00:44 This Week’s Wild Topics01:44 Window Washer Compliment Story03:17 Dogs and Dirty Laundry04:30 Weird Online Fetish Economy08:11 Vet Bills and Pet Priorities10:27 Expensive Dogs and Inflation Rants13:46 Salon Business Bad Money17:28 Clutter and Email Hoarding20:36 Spirit Airlines Bailout News24:48 General Mills Secret History28:18 Mocking the Investor Deck32:12 Protein Trend Talk32:49 Pet Birthday Madness33:59 Soft Categories And Coupons35:09 Cost Cuts And Millions35:55 Financials And Buzzwords36:44 AI Innovation And New Products39:08 North America Retail Metrics40:13 Price Cliffs And Elasticity42:13 New Launches And Protein Cereal43:55 Packaging Sizes And Brand Comms47:14 Coffee Growth And Portfolio Moves50:51 Key Messages And Verdict52:21 Their Portfolio Performance Recap55:47 Melania Follow Up Story57:28 Family Modeling News58:08 Podcast Sign Off
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