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4 days ago
4 days ago
1 hr 3 min
In Episode 101 (Aug 17) of the Robert and Kalyn Get Rich Show, Robert and Kalyn celebrate not quitting after 100 episodes, remind listeners they don’t give financial advice, and ask everyone to like, subscribe, and share. They riff on a Costco hot dog scandal involving an employee, plus other bizarre Costco stories, then admire a visually striking steel commercial from India and joke about unusually named Canadian lakes. The conversation veers into reenactments, BattleBots, and a Milan study where a costumed Batman on a train made passengers far more likely to give up seats to a “pregnant” researcher. They review IMAX’s investor deck and stock performance, conclude it’s not a “screaming buy,” and decide to pass on investing for now.
00:00 Episode 101 Kickoff01:59 New Era Banter03:20 Costco Hot Dog Scandal06:48 More Costco Weirdness09:31 Steel Commercial Spotlight12:13 Canada Lake Names18:52 BattleBots And Reenactors26:08 War History Tangent31:01 Michael Jackson Army Sim33:21 Batman Train Experiment34:58 IMAX Stock Pitch36:06 Record Demand Claims37:52 Sequels Beat Originals39:22 Beating The Couch40:20 Slides And Venns41:48 Global Screen Map43:37 Box Office Share45:14 Fans And Merch47:44 New Content Plays51:57 Guidance And Margins54:43 Valuation Reality Check59:39 Buy Or Pass Decision01:02:18 Show Wrap Disclaimer
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Aug 14, 2026
Aug 14, 2026
1 hr 17 min
🎙️ Welcome to Episode 100 of Robert & Kalyn GET RICH! 🎉
We made it to Episode 100… so naturally, we celebrated by doing absolutely nothing. 😂
In this special 100th episode, Robert and Kalyn dive into a chaotic mix of **stock market investing, personal finance, portfolio performance, business, history, sports, pop culture, and plenty of funny commentary.**
We talk about the legendary **Cincinnati Red Stockings**, the bizarre history of the **Cleveland Spiders**, Kip Winger and the enduring awkwardness of “17,” presidential stock-trading statistics, war logistics, and the absurdly complicated board game *Campaign for North Africa*.
Then comes the main event: a 100-episode portfolio review.
Robert and Kalyn revisit their investment picks, discuss winners and losers, debate whether to buy, sell, or hold, and examine companies and themes including **Cameco, Howmet, Citigroup, Alcoa, SpaceX, Microsoft, Chewy, Procter & Gamble, Novo Nordisk, uranium, gold, silver, Bitcoin, Tesla, Ford, Costco, cybersecurity, and AI.**
💰 **What happened to the portfolio?**📈 Which investments worked?📉 Which picks became disasters?🤔 What should be sold, held, or doubled down on?🥇 Which stocks delivered the biggest wins?
The episode wraps up with a look toward the future and a teaser for a revamped **Next Century Future Forecast Fund**.
If you enjoy **finance podcasts, investing discussions, stock market commentary, personal finance, business podcasts, comedy podcasts, and entertaining conversations**, you're in the right place.
👇 Episode Chapters
00:00 Episode 100 Kickoff02:03 Baseball vs Football04:19 Cincinnati Red Stockings09:39 Cleveland Spiders Names11:45 Kip Winger Update24:29 Trump Trading Stats28:46 War Fatigue Talk34:22 Campaign for North Africa38:52 Portfolio Review Begins39:39 Reddit Position Check41:44 Novo Nordisk Reality Check43:23 Ozempic Rivalry and Valuation44:25 Disaster Picks and Bagholding46:44 Portfolio Scorecard and Big Wins47:40 Chewy Debate and Exit49:19 Uranium and Other Rotations58:10 Ford Tesla Pair Trade01:02:22 Cybersecurity and Water Hacks01:04:39 Gold Versus Bitcoin01:08:06 Alcoa Love and Option Flyers01:12:41 Costco Conviction and AI Shorts01:15:08 SpaceX Pop and Microsoft Trim01:16:00 Next Century Fund Farewell
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Aug 9, 2026
Aug 9, 2026
1 hr 2 min
In episode 99 of the Robert and Kalyn Get Rich Podcast (a rare Sunday release after nearly seven weeks), Robert and Kalyn banter about liking/subscribing, mental-health benefits of the show, and an email from “Jonah Morningstar” pitching a credit-management guest. They riff on Texas A&M traditions, alumni donations, college admissions and the Common App, and Scott Galloway’s focus on access plus a stat about reproduction rates. Business and market topics include Builder AI allegedly being humans behind the curtain, an Australian family delivering a corpse to a bank for “proof of death,” the U.S. State Department’s botched Africa map, SK Hynix’s AI-driven profit surge, Korea’s speculative investing culture, and their own SpaceX losses. They review Six Flags/Cedar Fair ($FUN), discuss FastPass pricing, scan the slide deck, then add $FUN to their portfolio and tease episode 100.00:00 Episode 99 Kickoff00:56 Like And Subscribe Chaos02:00 Therapist And Squeaky Chair03:05 Jonah Morningstar Pitch05:15 Andrea Versus Hobbies06:24 Aggie Traditions And Whoops10:19 College Donations And Access11:57 Common App Application Frenzy15:02 Kaylin College Storytime16:49 Builder AI And Corpse Banking21:00 SK Hynix And Korea Speculation27:41 State Department Africa Map30:16 Dating Filters And Galloway32:50 Reproduction Stats Reality Check34:00 Yodeling Meets Metal34:38 Top Paid Podcasters Breakdown37:34 Going Full Time Podcasting38:33 Stock of the Week Six Flags40:23 Six Flags Deck Deep Dive42:26 FastPass Pricing Psychology47:08 Underperforming Parks Problem54:03 Ticker FUN Stock Check57:51 SpaceX Chart Whiplash59:02 Updating the Portfolio01:01:09 Wrap Up And Next Episode

Jun 26, 2026
Jun 26, 2026
56 min
In Episode 98 of the Robert and Kalyn Get Rich Show (June 20), Robert and Kalyn—who repeatedly stress they don’t give financial advice—bounce from Kalyn’s midday soccer-beer buzz and a Sweden vs. Netherlands game to family chatter about sleep habits, snoring, and their mom’s horrified reaction to Chiara’s new tattoo. They joke about long-distance calling, Uncle Ed’s spinal surgery and weight loss, and riff on Kevin Warsh replacing Jerome Powell as Fed chair after promising Trump lower rates, only for the Fed to keep rates unchanged. Kalyn recaps the docuseries “Big Girls Wanted,” including the show’s extreme preferences and nicknames like “Pork Chop” and “Piggy,” plus mention of assault allegations. The stock segment reviews Walmart’s earnings slides, growth and margins, but they ultimately pass on buying WMT, complaining about non-GAAP spin, store vibes, and comparing Walmart and Target.00:00 Show Intro And Disclaimers01:53 Soccer Bar And Day Drinking03:45 Andrea Calls And Love Languages05:34 Long Distance Sleep Talk07:54 Mom Reacts To Tattoo10:24 Auntie Chaos And Uncle Ed11:48 Spinal Surgery And Drinking12:54 Kevin Warsh Fed Gossip15:56 Billion Dollar Buildings Debate17:52 Elon Musk And Charity Rant20:09 Trump Accounts And Baby Money24:21 Libertarian Philosophy Explained25:00 Spotify Followers Roast26:08 Big Girls Wanted Docuseries29:25 Warsh Wife And Billionaire Ties30:32 Integrity Confession30:51 Walmart Stock Pick32:53 Guidance And Growth34:43 Margins Expenses EPS37:28 Cash Flow And Slides39:17 US Segment Breakdown41:14 International And Sam's Club48:42 Valuation Buy Or Pass50:20 Portfolio Update Regrets52:00 Retail Ethics Target Rant55:05 Wrap Up And Disclaimer

Jun 19, 2026
Jun 19, 2026
1 hr 8 min
In episode 96 of the Robert and Kalen Get Rich Show (June 9), Robert and Kalyn banter from Cleveland and Houston while reiterating they don’t provide financial advice. They riff on power laws in sports and drafting, AI’s impact on entry-level work, and tool preferences like ChatGPT vs Claude, plus a betting market site and viral Hunter Biden jokes. Robert revisits SpaceX’s potential IPO, sharing Schwab allocation rules, skepticism about bubble pricing, and fear of a broader market drop, including the S-1’s heavy use of pictures and a claimed $40T addressable market. They detour into a “female delusion calculator” about dating standards and height statistics. The episode then shifts to NVIDIA, mocking its slide decks, chip codenames (Blackwell, Rubin, Feynman), and investor confusion, briefly checking valuation, recent performance, and speculating how a SpaceX IPO could pressure mega-cap stocks. They close with jokes about “balls of steel,” portfolios, and SPY gains.00:00 Show Intro And Disclaimers01:59 Sports Power Law Talk03:42 AI Interns And Tools06:28 Kalshi And Hunter Biden08:15 SpaceX IPO Hype Check11:45 Market Bubble Fears14:15 SpaceX TAM And Pictures16:34 Phones Listening Siri Rant20:14 Sam Altman Name Confusion21:45 Female Delusion Calculator29:19 Height Extremes And Gigantism34:18 NVIDIA Stock Of The Week38:52 Graph Goes Up Comedy39:34 Data Center CapEx Explosion42:04 Pretty Pictures Not Proof43:07 AI Scaling Buzzwords43:56 Robots Factories and Full Stack45:14 Chip Names and Sandwiches47:25 MLPerf Wins and Investor Confusion49:46 OpenAI Partnership and Gigawatts51:25 Bobblehead Management Slide53:46 Useful AI and Agent Harness56:26 Love List and AI Factory Revenue58:31 Stock Check Valuation and SpaceX Impact01:06:51 Wrap Up Disclaimer and Signoff
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Jun 11, 2026
Jun 11, 2026
1 hr 6 min
🚀 Welcome back to Robert and Kalyn GET RICH! | Episode 95
In this episode, Robert and Kalyn dive into everything from the Reese's Peanut Butter controversy and breakfast culture to a deep analysis of SpaceX’s potential IPO, Starlink, AI, investing, market manipulation concerns, and the future of space-based technologies.
Is SpaceX the investment opportunity of a lifetime, or are investors overlooking major risks? We break down the numbers, discuss valuation concerns, explore SpaceX's mission, and analyze what an IPO could mean for everyday investors.
🔥 Topics Covered:✅ Reese's Peanut Butter Controversy✅ Breakfast & Cereal Culture✅ College ROI Rankings✅ Gift Giving Successes & Disasters✅ SpaceX IPO Analysis✅ Starlink Satellite Network✅ AI & Computing Power✅ SpaceX Financials & Valuation✅ Market Manipulation Concerns✅ S&P 500 Rule Changes✅ Space Data Centers✅ Grok AI Integration✅ Asteroid Mining Possibilities✅ Investment Strategies & Portfolio Reviews
⏰ Timestamps:00:00 Show Introduction02:50 Sandwich Philosophy04:44 Reese's Peanut Butter Controversy11:20 Cereal and Breakfast Culture13:06 College ROI Rankings17:14 Perfect Gift for Men19:58 Gift Giving Disasters23:57 SpaceX IPO Filing Review26:22 SpaceX Launch Statistics27:17 Starlink Satellite Network28:57 AI and Computing Power30:57 SpaceX Mission Statement34:26 SpaceX IPO Overview35:02 Valuation Concerns36:07 Operational Losses Revealed37:03 Price to Earnings Problem38:34 IPO Underwriting Process39:49 Index Fund Impact40:54 S&P Rule Changes42:17 Market Manipulation Concerns43:24 Retirement Account Exposure44:39 IPO Timing Debate45:56 S&P Requirements Waived47:08 SEC Filing Pictures49:01 Space Data Centers50:21 Grok AI Integration51:11 Species Level Redundancy54:18 Future Markets Analysis56:19 Asteroid Mining Plans57:38 Investment Decision Time58:58 Two Week Strategy59:52 Exit Strategy Theory01:00:31 Investor Returns Calculation01:01:24 Portfolio Check In01:02:47 Past Portfolio Review01:04:11 Final Thoughts
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Jun 3, 2026
Jun 3, 2026
1 hr 4 min
In a rare Friday Episode 94 (May 29), Robert and Kalyn return from a month-long hiatus, riffing on why they haven’t recorded, Kalyn’s chaotic podcast with 11-year-old guest Beckett Whitmore, and kids’ obsession with Handyman Hal. They touch on the Iron Shark rollercoaster rescue story, then spiral into extravagant wedding dresses—from My Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding to Serena Williams’ $3.5M dress and Angela Baby’s alleged $31M dress—while debating what level of wealth makes that feel reasonable. The main event is an “investor presentation” on Costco: membership stats, renewal rates, app features like mobile cake ordering, store expansion, and confusing finance terms like LIFO, followed by sticker shock at Costco’s high P/E. They ultimately buy about 1.05 shares of Costco and tease a future SpaceX IPO discussion, plus jokes about gas lines, car maintenance, and questionable slide decks.00:00 Show Intro and Teasers01:42 Hiatus Banter and Setup02:03 Adam House and Kid Guest04:05 Handyman Hal Craze07:32 Iron Shark Rollercoaster08:07 Wedding Dress Price Shock15:36 Costco Love Returns17:53 Protein Trends and Bulk Meat21:50 SpaceX IPO Tease24:17 Costco Investor Slides Roast26:49 Costco Gas Lines and Valet Idea29:23 Maserati Maintenance Sticker Shock32:31 Back to Costco Growth Numbers33:28 Comparable Sales Breakdown34:13 Costco Gold Craze35:26 Roasting The Slide Deck40:12 Membership Growth Engine42:02 LIFO And Basis Points47:27 Earnings Pop And Categories50:06 Tech And Warehouse Expansion52:43 Valuation And Stock Chart59:00 Buying One Share01:03:00 Wrap Up And Disclaimers

May 5, 2026
May 5, 2026
59 min
In Episode 93 of the Robert and Kalyn Get Rich Show (April 22), Robert and Kalyn riff on a window washer complimenting Robert’s cologne, dogs’ gross habits, and the odd marketplace for used personal items, then debate how much people should spend on expensive dogs and vet bills. Robert argues businesses often waste resources chasing “bad money after good,” using his nail-and-wax salon’s failing massage service and their overflowing email/storage habits as examples. They discuss a headline about the Trump administration considering a $500M loan to Spirit Airlines and note JetBlue’s blocked attempt to buy it. Kalyn shares a story claiming General Mills’ ventures extended beyond cereal into spy balloons, submersibles, black boxes, and a Navy cover story tied to the Titanic. They review General Mills’ investor presentation, decide it’s a “pass” stock pick, check their quirky portfolio, and revisit a Melania/Epstein-related theory involving her friend Amanda Ngaro.00:00 Show Intro and Disclaimers00:44 This Week’s Wild Topics01:44 Window Washer Compliment Story03:17 Dogs and Dirty Laundry04:30 Weird Online Fetish Economy08:11 Vet Bills and Pet Priorities10:27 Expensive Dogs and Inflation Rants13:46 Salon Business Bad Money17:28 Clutter and Email Hoarding20:36 Spirit Airlines Bailout News24:48 General Mills Secret History28:18 Mocking the Investor Deck32:12 Protein Trend Talk32:49 Pet Birthday Madness33:59 Soft Categories And Coupons35:09 Cost Cuts And Millions35:55 Financials And Buzzwords36:44 AI Innovation And New Products39:08 North America Retail Metrics40:13 Price Cliffs And Elasticity42:13 New Launches And Protein Cereal43:55 Packaging Sizes And Brand Comms47:14 Coffee Growth And Portfolio Moves50:51 Key Messages And Verdict52:21 Their Portfolio Performance Recap55:47 Melania Follow Up Story57:28 Family Modeling News58:08 Podcast Sign Off
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Apr 17, 2026
Apr 17, 2026
54 min
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Apr 3, 2026
Apr 3, 2026
52 min
On the April 1 episode of the Robert and Kalyn Get Rich Show, Robert and Kalyn joke about April Fools and Passover, celebrate a new 3-year-old listener (Rhett Kimmel), and riff on Christy Noem’s husband scandal alongside talk of Noem’s reported Corey Lewandowski affair and her estimated $5M net worth. They banter about hockey teams like the Anaheim Mighty Ducks and how Ivy League sports (rowing, lacrosse, field hockey, swimming) skew white, plus a long aside on censorship and fashion. The financial segment covers a surprise surge in Fannie Mae, “perma bears,” and a primer on private credit and redemption gates, then they buy 100 shares of Blue Owl Capital. They review portfolio performance, discuss Paramount’s decline, their earlier Warner Brothers exit, and Microsoft valuation and P/E history.00:00 April Fools Cold Open00:36 Passover Banter01:05 Episode Topics Teaser01:58 Party Light Chaos03:30 New Listener Rhett04:56 Unread Messages Debate07:02 Kristi Noem Scandal Talk14:21 Fannie Mae Pops Off15:28 Perma Bear Jokes18:11 Private Credit Primer23:35 Blue Owl And NAV Discounts26:16 MSG Sports And Vegas Teams27:55 Hockey Teams Trivia28:29 Movie Named Franchises29:12 Minnesota Wild Confusion29:42 Race And Sports Talk30:31 Lacrosse Rant32:33 Mascot Names Debate35:04 War of the Roses37:17 Fashion Censorship40:33 Portfolio Check In40:58 Market Dip And War News42:36 Winners Losers Breakdown44:55 Paramount Acquisition Fallout46:45 Adding Blue Owl Stock47:17 Valuation And PE Ratios49:32 Crypto Regrets And Microsoft51:31 Wrap Up And Disclaimers

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